Justin Bieber walks into a bar, has a few drinks, chats with some fans, and leaves. The very next day, Justin Bieber is out buying groceries.

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Can anyone Lenin money?

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How many sumo wrestlers does it take to lift a huge rock? The point of lifting a rock just to lift a rock is stupid, so why would you get 3 sumo wrestlers to come out and waste their time.

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Did you hear the one about the Mexican that went to college? All his life, Juan wanted to get a decent education, but was unable to due to his family's low income. So Juan worked hard all his life, and got a part-time job. He made a little cash here, a little there. He also studied vigorously, getting a 33 on his ACT. All that work eventually paid off, and Juan was eventually accepted at Princeton University. Juan is now a highly paid Neurological surgeon, and has saved countless lives

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There was a horse in a very hot sumer day. He was in the middle of corn field It was so hot that the corns started popping out. The horse thought it was snowing and died of cold.

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I asked her where you were.

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What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

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What do you call a green blur in the sky? Super pickle?

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Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

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knock knock... ....... no one replies.. the family is deff..

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Boy: Hey girl, the voices in my head tole me to come over and talk to you. Girl: ... *walks away*

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What's the hardest thing about eating a quadriplegic? The wheelchair.

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So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

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What did the penguin say to the peacock? Die, you homosexual!

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I was relaxing on the beach today when a fat bird came over and said, "Would you rub this lotion into my back please?" "I'm afraid I'm only here for the day," I replied.

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Did you hear about the monkey in the tree? Oh no wait. It was a lizard.

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A bar walks into a man. The drink orders a bartender. And then the money walks home. End The.

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What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to take three harpoons to the chest and still manage to feast on a family of baby seals...... Hi my name is Joey

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Two black guys walked into a bar. And they killed everybody.

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A women left the kitchen.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, I have amnesia.

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Terry's penis oh wait! what penis But I'm not a rapper

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You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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