- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

how did the man with just a head hide the fact that he murdered someone? im not sure but this seems highly untrue as someone could not kill someone with just their head.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Cause he was a chicken.

Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

The camp counselor woke me up, and said that it was going to be a long week. I didn't worry though, since all weeks are 7 days long.

What's the difference between tires and a black guy? Tires don't scream once there are chains around them. ;)

Knock Knock! Who's There? Tourettes Kid. Touret- FUCK SHIT!

What did Grandma Sally give Little Timmy for Christmas? Herpes

How many Jews can you fit in the car? 4 in the seats and 6 million in the ashtray.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than Nickelback? Nothing. -Win G.

what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

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What did the fish say to the human ? He didn't say anything fish can't speak.

What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

Why was the boy eating lunch by himself at school? Because his only friend was hit by a train.

Why was young Timmy Crying? Unfortunately he had a very rare but serious heart condition and he would probably die within a week.

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

A blind man walks past a fish market then says "why hello lady's" ????

How do you make a baby stop crying? Drown it in vinegar.

how did the homeless man die? He got stabbed

How do you run faster than a cheetah? Cut off its legs.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because animals walking across a paved street is a very common occurrence ever since the industrialization of the modern world.

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