Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? Yeah, he died.

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I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

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What do you call a moldy apple? ... A moldy apple.

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Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

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Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

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Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

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Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

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Q:Why did the man fall down the stairs? A:Because someone pushed him down.

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I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

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Why Did The Black Man Cry? KFC Went Bankrupt!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape a duck

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock, knock Who's there? Not Susie

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I told him to. I'm very influential.

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how do you call someone? use a phone

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What was the babies first word? Nothing: It was a still-born.

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Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

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What did the black man say to the jew at a party Well hello i don't believe we met.

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What did the woman say to the jew? Do you want an almond?

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Why would a baby cry? Because it's being put through a juicer.

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Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

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Q: what's your dog's name ? A: Dog.

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it ain't easy being cheesy Max Harrison

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whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

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What do you call a cat that plays football? Weird.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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