- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the lion say on a hot day in Africa? Nothing, lions can't talk.

A gay man watches football.

What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

What did the first ant say to the second ant? Nothing. Ants are incapable of communicating via speech.

Twinkle twinke little star How I wonder what you are? Star: (Noun) A fixed luminous point in the night sky that is a large, remote incandescent body like the sun.

What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

what happened to the asian who failed his math quiz... his parents killed him

Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

Why was the leaf green? Chlorophyll

A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

Man 1: Ask me if im a flower Man 2: "are you a flower?" Man 1: if i was a flower do you think i could talk? man 1 was wondering why man 2 was so uneducated

Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

What's worse then running out of toilet paper? Getting shot

Q: Why is it funny to laugh at gay men? A: They like men.

A seal walks into a club. The poacher continues to beat the seal to death.

So a guy says to his dog "hey man when you piss in the toilet can you please flush, just because I don't like to look at your pee." then the dog sits back and says "...woof !!"

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