What does a handsome guy and an ugly girl have in common? Nothing

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

Q:Why did the man fall down the stairs? A:Because someone pushed him down.

Roses are green Violets are grey Tulips are a lighter grey I am colorblind.

How many dead babies can fit in a barrel? 4 1/2

What do you call a 2 storied house ?

A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

How do you kill a blonde? You wait until she dies of old age, then copyright her death.

What do you call a moldy apple? ... A moldy apple.

Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

Why did the Michael lose the race? Because he had no legs.

The FCC

How do you keep an idiot in suspense..............

What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

Roses are red Violets are blue Start running Cuz ima F*** you Runn Forest Runn! Jubie

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? Yeah, he died.

Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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