- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a bench and a black guy? A bench can support a family

Why did the chicken cr-VAGINA!!!!!!!!!!! sorry, tourettes.

What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? a broken head.

What do Tom Cruise and Santa Claus have in common? They're both Tom Cruise.

Jordan is pregant

How do you make a boy cry? Pour hot soup on his head.

Q: What's worse? Inhaling fly spray or deodorant? A: The Holocaust

Mail Man: Knocks on door Guy & Girl: WHAT?! laughing Mail Man: Mail! Guy & Girl: Hold on she is almost done with the whip cream.

How many dead babies does it take to fill up a car? Dead babies should be reported to the police and not be stuffed into cars.

Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

What do you call a guy with aids? Your dad

Did you hear the one about the pizza and the salamander? Neither did I.

roses are red violets are blue im in class i shouldnt be on this

Whats the answer to life? im not sure

In Soviet Russia a lot of people were killed for voicing their opinion against Stalin

what do u tell a woman who has two black eyes? nothing, somebody already told her twice.

why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

How do you get a girl to pay for food? You Rape Her

Did you here about the guy who kidnapped Liam Neeson's daughter? Well, he died

why did the boy scream? because he got shot.

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

whats red and hard to eat a brick.

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