Q: what did humoure say to lie A: u must be tellin a lie

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A Jewish man and a blonde were in a DIY store, the man buys a box of screws. The woman gets a phone call to find out her son is late for tennis training. She then hangs up the phone and leaves the DIY store with great hast.

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man:"gullible is written on the celling" boy looks up

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Why wasn't the woman happy when she gave birth? Because she was thrown into a pool of semen 9 months ago.

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Adam Claypool is a fag. and his mother sweats my cum. Now that we got that out of the way lets get to the jokes.

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why do asprins work? Because they're white

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whats the difference between a black guy and pizza? a pizza can feed a family.

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How did the teenage mother get her baby to stop crying? Multiple stab wounds to its throat

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he knew that the neighbors wouldn't "touch him there"

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What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

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What's the best part about having sex with a 9 year old in the shower? Pedophilia is a crime, and the people that do it are very sick individuals. The fact that you even thought there was a 'best' part disgusts me.

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Badabing.

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Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

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What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

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A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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I have a toaster. I have two subway coupons and a handful of pubic hair equal trade baby

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why do people put their pants on in the morning? because their not nudists.

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And you honored it I see :P

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What do you call hunter ? An anerexic that is skinny as a tooth pick. Duh

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Whats worse then any minority? The fact they still exist.

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Q: why did Suzy fall off the swing? A: she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzy.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks: dude, what happened to your eye? The man replies: abuse.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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