- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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cake cake and no cake, your life just ended

How do you make a dog hate you for the rest of its life? Steal its bone and beheaded it.

Nothing. He made it home safely.

What's white, black, red, and flies? An airplane pilot with a battleaxe driven into his head

You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

Max Head fingered himself, HAH

What's blue and looks just like water? Water.

Roses are red Violets are T I T S I like T I T S T I T S

I like my babies how I like my chips. Chopped up and in a bag.

first

Fine, ladies first.

I have a toaster. I have two subway coupons and a handful of pubic hair equal trade baby

Why can't penguins fly? Because their wings are adapted to swim and not to fly

belly button

What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

drugs sex and alchohole are yumme as AIDS

Ring Ring Hello? Click

Why don't you run over a black guy on a bike? Because It's probably your bike..

Why is the earth round? Because God saw it was flat and thought "too flat lets turn it around" And all was good.

Two cows are standing on the top of North Pole and in a half-inch wind they're spanking a bottle of coconut jam. Suddenly two infrared gallopping fly past them. What's the consequence? That people shouldn't use freshly peeled lemoncakes on underwater cornfields.

Two men meet at an office. One man says "why the long face?" Then other man says "I just had plastic surgery."

Q: What did the Lone Ranger say when he saw his horse coming? A: Here comes my horse.

united we sit, cause we're fat

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