- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three men are on a plane (note this is a low altitude plane) they're are going on they're 2nd grizzly bear hunting trip in Alaska. they crash into a mountain and all die. except the pilot. he left the wreckage and died from the freezing temperatures of an Alaskan winter.

Nothing. He made it home safely.

What is red and smells like blue paint? Read paint.

What do you call a banana in a blender? A banana in a blender. Duh

a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

Why did Johnny's pants fall down? Because he was fat.

What did the mother say to her child that was washing the dishes? "Sweep the floor."

What do you call the branch of Science that separates the organism's race? RACISM

What is BIG, STIFF, AND FULL OF SEMEN!!!? A SUBMARINE!!!!!!!

Two bees are flying around a flower. "Hey," says one bee, "you ever think about the meaning of all of this? I mean, isn't there more to life than pollinating and satisfying the Queen?" The other bee replies, "No."

Godilla walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

Boy: what to hear a joke? girl: sure. Boy: woman rights.

A jew walks into a bar He receives a phone call and promptly leaves

There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

2 guys are in a bar joking and having a good time. One guy looks to the other and says, "So...HOWS your wife?" The man replies "...She died in a horrible car accident." The man's friend then says "...I am sorry to hear that.." "Yeah I know I wish that God damn rat wasn't in the road goddamn fucker"

What's green and frolics in the forest? A flock of cucumbers.

A man walks into a restaurant and asks a waiter, "Do you serve crabs here?" The waiter says, "Certainly! In fact, stuffed crab is today's special."

What do u call a joke with no punchline? An anti-joke

Who is married to Uncle Joke? Antijoke.

let me tell u a dirty joke a guy fell in the mud.

why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

What's clear and looks like water? Water.

What did the Japanese man name his black baby? -Som Ting Wong :)

yo mamma so fat she should probably look into a clinical weight loss program and exercise daily.

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