- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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j.p. is dumb

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one says "Boy, it sure is hot in here." The second one says "Holly shit! A talking muffin!" As muffins generally don't talk.

why do you always see black people smoking? because your neighbors are black and they smoke on their porch,a place you can probably see from your house.

What did the monk give to the cancer patient? His love and reassurance.

What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

8=> >->-o

Prostitution is bad.......

A bear comes across some people on a camping trip. But he then promptly leaves, because bears aren't inherently aggressive unless caring for their young or if they are provoked.

A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

Racial Equality

Father "Why so down son?" Son "I've always been this short..."

Three men are on a plane (note this is a low altitude plane) they're are going on they're 2nd grizzly bear hunting trip in Alaska. they crash into a mountain and all die. except the pilot. he left the wreckage and died from the freezing temperatures of an Alaskan winter.

what is juicy and smells like juice,but it is not juice? juice. i lied about it not being juice.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped sixes mom

How do you get 100 Jews into a car? You can't. It's physically impossible.

Why does Toby suck! Because he sucks!

Why did Johnny's pants fall down? Because he was fat.

What is BIG, STIFF, AND FULL OF SEMEN!!!? A SUBMARINE!!!!!!!

Nothing. He made it home safely.

What did the mother say to her child that was washing the dishes? "Sweep the floor."

Boy: what to hear a joke? girl: sure. Boy: woman rights.

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