What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh hey Banana what's up? Nothing much. You? Oh nothing, I was just talking to Apple here. Oh hey Apple. Hey.

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A dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer The barman replies : Woof Woof

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Colin is gay but toasters are not

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

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What's funnier than a Laffy Taffy joke? Almost anything.

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The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

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How do you get 100 Africans in a phone box? Throw a can of beans in there.

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Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

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A little boy who was sleeping in his parents' bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't -- he said nothing, and the incident troubled him for many years.

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Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

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why didnt the man go to the wedding? he wasnt invited.

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen." The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, "That driver just insulted me!" The man says, "You go right up there and tell him off! Go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."

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Q: What's worse than getting hit by a bus? A: Herpes, AIDS, Diarrhea, Constipation, Castration, Super Herpes, or the song "Friday."

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What did the prison inmate get for Christmas? A warm chair to sit in

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girl. have you seen my duck man. yes he is with me right now girl rely you have him man. yes in my diner girl. d.i.c.k. man.f u

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Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

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What's grey and can't fly? A castle

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Alright then, call me sometime then.

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Your mom is so dumb that she had a below average score on her IQ test.

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How do black guys say hi to each other? Hi.

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Roses are red Tulips are blue Wait, no sorry That's violets.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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