- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy, she has no arms

Jerry Sandusky and two other men are on a cruise ship, when it suddenly starts to sink. The first man says, "save the children!" The second man says, "screw the children!" Jerry Sandusky drowned.

A man is watching a football game and sees a comercial for a medicine that boosts testosterone levels. However, this man has no issues with his testosterone levels, so he proceeds to watch the rest of the game and then goes to bed.

How many Ethiopians can you fit in a car? Five in your standard sedan

Many people protest. they go home after a few hours

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

John Travolta went to a seafood disco last week.

Teacher- What comes after 69 Boy- Mouthwash?? Teacher- LEAVE!

How many tickles can you give an octopus? Ten tickles

I SWEAR TO GOD I'M NOT GAY! But my boyfriend is. Love you, Jeff.

why did the blonde fall down a mineshaft? Beacuse the rapist needed somewhere to hide the body

when Life gives you lemons, make lemonade. So i made some lemonade. Turns out the lemons Kawazaki Life gave me were poisoned and i shortly die afterwards. i wouldve died cursing out her name but she was cute so i forgave her in my mind. and thus i die in peace.

How do you make a baby stop crying? You slit it's throat.

j.p. is dumb

Father "Why so down son?" Son "I've always been this short..."

Why did the woman scream when she saw her brother? Because he had just come back from fighting in the Iraq war and she was extremely happy to see that he's alright

why do you always see black people smoking? because your neighbors are black and they smoke on their porch,a place you can probably see from your house.

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

What did the big traffic light say to the little traffic light? It didnt it's a traffic light.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one says "Boy, it sure is hot in here." The second one says "Holly shit! A talking muffin!" As muffins generally don't talk.

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