- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy sad? His parents died in a horrible accient earlier that day.

how do you boil oil? add b to oil

What is better than tissues? Correct!

what did mickee utley say to micheal bane cnb

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

If the Earth is square, why are trees smart? because you touch yourself at night

How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

The sword that kills, the sword that gives life.

A boy's parents buy him a Wii for Christmas. The boy hangs himself the next day because you need arms to play Wii.

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

Why did the woman not wear a bra? Because she had breast cancer and got a double mastectomy.

There is no "I" in "TEAM" However, there is a "T" an "E" an "A" and an "M"

-You know what will always get people fighting? -Hey, you wanna fight?

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem sucks Because violets are purple

what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

How do black guys say hi to each other? Hi.

A little boy who was sleeping in his parents' bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't -- he said nothing, and the incident troubled him for many years.

Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

Why do Christians believe in God? Because they're stupid

Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

We spent trillions of tax payer's money on the death of 1 man... wait that's not funny...

How do you kill a blonde? There are a variety of methods, but I prefer a fine mix of insecure clowns and pepto-bismol.

Humans and dolphins are the only species who have sex also for enjoyment.

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