- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would Abraham Lincoln do if he were alive today? Scream and scratch at the lid of his coffin.

Knock, knock. Who's there? ...

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Yes, it's actually very nice.

"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

Why did the boy fart on his sister? Because he was sitting on her, and happened to pass gas.

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roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

What did the Mexican guy say to the black guy? What? Nothing, he don't speak English

what did the obese kid get for chistmas? an athsma attack ,which led to death.

Black people don't exist. Their skin is rather of a brown tone.

why did the koala fall out of the tree? it was dead

I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

What did Hellen Keller say when she drove up to the stop sign? Nothing, she doesn't drive.

How did the black man manage to get that 42 inch TV? He had been working a lot of overtime at work to try and treat his wife and kids.

Why did the Hindu eat the Mongolian? He tried, the Mongolian raped him.

a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

What did the slave say to its master? Nothing meanwhile he and his family had terminal cancer and were worked without pay for 20 years before dying fro, multiple cases of AIDS and infections within thier lungs and mouths.

Whats the difference between KFC and Starbucks? KFC didn't murder your sister.

Why did Lindsay Lohan talk to her car? Because she's insane

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

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