- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm on a see food diet- it consists of fish and molluscs. sea*

Why did the man get go to sleep? He got hit in the face with a hammer.

will you like this joke my sources say no

There was an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman. Now there's millions of them. And women too.

Why do you have to write a conclusion at the end of your paper? So people dont have to read the whole thing.

…What did you put in the drink that made me fart, and kill my horse?

What has eyes but can't see? Helen Keller. What has ears but can't hear? A field of corn.

What is green and has wheels???? Yo mamma on a Wednesday.

Democracy.

how do you get a nun pregnant? have unprotected SEX with her, resulting in expulsion from her convent

Why couldn't the fan turn on? Because it was broken.

Why did the boy let the falling brick hit him in the head? He had no legs, so he could not move

What is black and has no education A tire.

What do you do when you're surrounded by 15 vampires and 15 werewolves? Stop pretending.

Rebecca Black

Q: what is the most confusing day in the ghetto? A: fathers Day

How many electricians does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

Knock knock Who's there A girl scout A girl scout who? A girl scout trying to sell cookies to support her alcoholic parents who beat her

What's worst then getting struck by lightening? your face.whats worse then seeing your face? NOTHING

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

why wont chin ever take his hat off because his head will be cold

Why did the old man get wet even though he was using an umbrella? Because it didn't save from falling off the bridge.

What's Worse Than World War I 2 World War I's

A man is standing on the street corner waiting for the bus. As it pulls up he steps on and pays his fare while he whistles to his iPod.

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