Yo mamas so ugly that when she looked out the window, she was arrested for mooning.

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Why did the teacher's cat die? It had cat herpes and feline immunodeficiency virus

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Betty. Answer the door!

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A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

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How do you break up with a guy? you kick him in the nuts.

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What did the white male say to the black male who had just robbed a bank? I'm glad you have a reliable source of income to feed yourself and your family

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Sprechen zie deutsche? nein!

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what did the carrot say to the rabbit? stop eating me you son of a B*****

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What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

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What do u get when u lick chicken Answer- Your a retard if you did not figure it out it is obviously chicken taste DERP!

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a cancer patient walks into a bar and has a stroke

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what do you call people who keep reffering to the holocost , and cancer sufferers on this site? sad and sick individuals

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who looks like a double rainbow? gun baby who was pregant and rapes her

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Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala.

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Why did the Mexican steal a pack of tortillas? To feed his family. He didn't have the necessary funds to pay for it.

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whats worse than a wussy times two a wusst times three i like boobs u basterds suck a dick

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Why did the first koala fall off the tree? He Died Why did the second koala fall off the tree? He was stapled the the first koala

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What is black and has no education A tire.

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Why is it not safe for turkeys to do maths? Because they don't have the mental capacity to carry out the calculations correctly, which would be a danger in jobs such as engineering or the space industry. Furthermore, they are unable to understand the concept of numbers or symbols and therefore have no motivation to solve mathematical problems; and even if they did, they don't have the dexterity or education to write out the solutions.

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How do you know what to order at a Creole restaurant? Ask the waiter, they are usually familiar enough with the menu to make an educated recommendation.

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Do not be unreasonable now, as for the twenty five million dollars, it is the least I can do, but if we cannot agree upon acting with some reason and dignity, as refraining from insults, then no conflict will ever be solved... ...I will send you my contact information shortly, expect the money within the week, three or four days tops. Would you be interested in learning more about our order? We make good use of people such as you. With all due respect, I would not exactly lend my sister to anybody that brags about engaging into intercourse with his own sister.

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Yo momma's so fat that she's gotta get a special door that will allow her to get through.

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Q: What do you call half of the worlds population of black people on the moon. A: Close enough.

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Im a Tree... BARK BARK!!!

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