- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken stop in the middle of crossing the road? to get to the other side

how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw 'em.

Q: What's worse than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? A: One baby nailed to ten trees.

The teacher asks Timmy "why is your cat at school today?" Timmy says, crying, "Because I heard my daddy say to my mommy, 'I'm going to eat that pussy when the kids leave.' so I'm saving him!"

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Why did the white girl become a lesbian? Because she was raped and had no more trust in the male gender.

What did the black kid get for christmas? Probably nothing as the social economy of the black race has been low in 2011 and hasn't raised by a penny in 2012.

Q: Why are the Black Eyed Peas named the Black Eyed Peas? A: I don't know ask them yourself.

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Q: If two lesbians are in a relationship, who makes the sandwiches? A: They both do.

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A 16 year old boy and girl have unprotected sex. The girl becomes pregnant and decides to keep the baby. They both drop out of high school, get lots of government cheese, and the boy holds a steady job as manager at the local mcdonalds for the rest of his life.

how do goldfishes drown? you pull them backward water fills there lung and there die

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Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? TO GET TO THE SAME SIDE!!!BAZZINGA!!!

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead. Dead people can't drive.

Why was the hasidic so stupid? He wasn't. He died in the holocaust.

What's worse than a man with AIDS? The fact that this is considered a joke.

What did the Liver say to the Heart? Nothing, Organs can't talk

What walks on the three legs? Martin, he was born with a tragic birth defect and struggles to make a living.

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