What happens if u call a black kid names? He tells an adult and u get in trouble

Why won't Santa be delivering presents this year? Because he can't be bothered.

An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This poem is getting old, I like cookies.

what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

A jew, a black, and a gay are walking together. The black points out a new house.

Roses are red.........I slept with someone else

A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

How do you kill a blonde? You wait until she dies of old age, then copyright her death.

Why did the Michael lose the race? Because he had no legs.

How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

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What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

How many dead babies can fit in a barrel? 4 1/2

How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

Roses are green Violets are grey Tulips are a lighter grey I am colorblind.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense..............

What do you call a 2 storied house ?

Roses are red Violets are blue Start running Cuz ima F*** you Runn Forest Runn! Jubie

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw 'em.

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