What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

roses are red violets are blue im much younger than i look;)

How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Roses are red Violets are too I am color blind How about you

Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

The 70's called. They had the wrong number.

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

MATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

Why did the little girlbnot wake up? Because her mother smothered her in her sleep.

Holy sh** a talking muffin!!!

If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

Kid hands Lebron a dollar, asks for change Lebron hands him back 4 quarters.

What is green and fuzzy and when it falls from a tree, your dead? A pool table.

*prepares this to get negative votes*

a man walks into a bar and a horsefly eats him

Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

Jack and Jeff went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, They both turned gay, and had some sex, and now they have HIV

Caolan and Eamon

get it right up there, says jacob while with danni

yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

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