q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

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Q: Suzy loves apples she will o anything to get her hands on an apple. A: You guys are so gullible!!! She DID eat Tom's apple. ...... then he killed her.

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A dog walks into a bar, animal control is called and he is put down as he is suffering from rabies.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your Apple ? The holocust .

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Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was no traffic for miles and the chicken was in search of basic needs.

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A guy with cancer walks into a bar... No one treated him any special way, it's not like he had I have cancer written on his forehead.

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it's funny because it's funny

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13

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Michael J Fox may not be able to draw a perfect circle but he sure can jerk off like a champ

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How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

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HAHAH MY WORD IS HAPPY CLAPPY

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Why did Sally fall off her swing? -she had no arms knock knock whos there not Sally

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Why are rich guys gay? Because they can afford to be

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George Washington, a priest, a nazi and a jew are on a plane that's going to crash. There is only one parachute. George Washington says "For my country" and jumps off without a parachute. The priest says "For God" and jumps off without a parachute. The nazi says "For Hitler" and pushes the jew off and takes the parachute.

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Why did the four friends drive past the bar? To see if it was too crowded to go into or not.

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A dog says to a horse "Hey, why the long face?" the horse just looks at him.

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good pick up line hey baby have u seen my heart cuz i think you stole it

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Did you hear about the guys who were going to France? Well they are not going anymore.

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Why did a black person beat a white person in a race? The white person was hindered because a polar bear was biting their leg the entire time.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

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Me: f*** off Asshole: YOU'RE MOM! Me: -is dead.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

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What did the black boy get for Christmas? A bike his parents bought him.

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