- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna hear something dirty? Mud.

Knock knock. Stop making puns at my door!

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

The turd said crazy turd so many cows have ninety two ears and it walked away to the store and drank doors while juggling feces and racist jack-o-lanterns.

Like this if you want people to stop asking to have their jokes liked.

why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

Why was Jimmy upset? He wasn't.

How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

So FDR walks into a bar.

If you place a dog next to a cow, they're not the same size

How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

Me: Ask me if I'm an orange. You: Are you an orange? Me: No

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't get back up? She had no legs.

Friends are like lettuce; If you eat their head, they die

whats the differnce between a white boy and a black boy? skin color

Why did the chicken kill himself To get to the other side.

How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

There once was a man from Dundee, Whose Limericks ended on line three. I don't know why.

In soviet Russia...things are different

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