- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl miss her date? She got killed.

What is Ron afraid of? Spiders!

Two fish walked into a bar. They died. Because fish can't breathe out of water.

Why do black people like Black Friday? They can get fairly expensive appliances for a very reasonable price.

Q. What did the dead man do after he died? A. Nothing. He's dead.

5 black men walk into a 7-11 at midnight. They clog the all of the toilets in the mens bathroom causing them to over run.

Why did the KFC worker dislike his job? He was paid lower than minumum wage due to the plummeting economy.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer caught it.

What do you get when a black man crosses a white man on the street? A black man and a white man on the street..

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

How do you get four gay men on one stool? You get three more stools.

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What do you call a dragon with no wings? a dragon with no wings :(

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Whose there? Obviously not Suzie.

- Knock, knock. -- How many dead babies does it take to cross the street and walk into a bar? - That's an odd question to ask to a visitor. -- Your mom.

Theres a blonde and a brunette at a party. The redhead is left out because she has no soul.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

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What did the wife get her husband after he became a paraplegic in a car accident? Divorce papers.

Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

Why'd Carly fall off the swing? She got hit by a bus

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