Why do so many people like writting really bad anti jokes? Said Santa Claus

If George Washington was the first president, and Barack Obama is the latest, how old is my grandma?

Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

Whats worse than being a black guy? NOTHING.

What do you call a baby with a shadow? A shadow-baby!

Colin Fry backwards is yrF niloC

A man walks to a baseball game what does he see? Many people

What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

Why didn't Joe catch the baseball? He got shot by a local gang.

Why did the homeless man decide it was time to get off the streets? He wanted to save face.

Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

what did one elephant say to the other one? nothing silly elepehants dont talk

Snake: YES muahaha Eve eat the fruit from the three of wisdom muahahaha! Why do you not share with Adam? Muahahaha! Snake: Why is nothing happening? Then the sky opened and a heavenly voice spoke: "Well as long as none eats fruit from the three of KNOWLEDGE... Hmm, I better get rid of it altogether..." Snake: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

What did the waiter say to an overweight customer? May I take your order?

Knock Knock! Who's there? Your neighbor. Ok, Come in.

Why is an Orange, Orange??? Because its not blue!

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

What's black on top, and white on the bottom? Rape.

Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

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What's black and white and red all over? An equality parade with a nearby homicide

Your mom is so fat that she has to wear larger clothes than the average person.

What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

Whats funnier than 24 ? 25

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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