Yo mama so stupid, she should be worried about Alzheimer's disease.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

your mother eats so many chocolates and sugary confectionary that i would recommend a check up the the dentist.

One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

why do asprins work? Because they're white

why did the boy drop his ice cream? a terrorist dropped a bomb on him which turned into a transformer, raped him and then burried him inside of his refridgerator

ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

Pretty vague, if I did not know you, Id conclude you where working for some mob syndicate or something.

"To tea to to to" -- russian tourist, asking for two tea to room 22. (DOKA)

Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

Why did the boy trip over the garden gnome? He didn't trip. He died of a burst artery.

You know what makes me sick? Bacteria

There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

Q.What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.Finding seventeen worms in your apple.

Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

What does it mean if you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars? You both have five dollars

Your momma has such a bad pancreas that it releases insulin into her bloodstream all the time. NOT just in response to glucose.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being chased by a coyote that hadn't eaten in several days.

Chuck Norris got hit by a train. It was a very bloody and sad incident and he will be missed.

what is pink and shaped like a banana? A pink banana.

What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

Why did the blonde walk into the men's restroom? Because the blonde was a man who needed to expel his feculent waste.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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