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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

How was breakdancing inventented? From niggas trying to steal hubcaps of moving cars!

why did the midget beat the basketball player in a foot race? the basketball player got bit by a scorpion and died within minutes.

What is small, yellowy-white and emits a kind of cheesy smell? A lump of cheese

What mouse walks on two legs? Mickey Mouse. What bear walks on two legs? Winnie the Pooh. What duck walks on two legs? All of them, dumbass.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? She didn't, her father named the dog because he was aware of his daughters innability to speak.

A man goes to a gas station to pump gas in his car. After about 7 minutes, he leaves.

What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Can I have a pound for my bus, pal?

Whats white and can't climb trees? Yogurt.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

What did one Japanese man say to the other? I don't know, I don't speak Japanese.

Whats worse then getting AIDS Math class

Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

roses are red violets are blue, were stuck to gather like superglue in tell you get the flu, then I'm not touching you :)

A man walks into a bar Ouch He broke his penis So he ate it Then he saw a little boy They shaved their pubic hair together He raped the little boy He walked into another bar Double ouch

Three old ladies were sitting on a bench. A man walks up and flashes them. The first old lady had a stroke. The second old lady had a stroke. The third old lady called 911 out of concern for her two friends.

whate white and cant climb trees? powdered sugar

Artichoke is a vegetable state induced by swallowing paint

Why aren't fish good at telling jokes? Their neural structure isn't capable of processing languages or creating a method of communicating with humans, thus they both do not know any jokes since they are incapable of understanding the concept of humour.

A man and a hobo meet on a narrow path. What does the hobo do? Finds the mans wife and impregnateds her, aborts the baby, takes dead fetus chops it up and makes the man eat it in a salad. While the man is chocking he shotes him and walks on.

What's the difference between Barney the dinosaur and Santa? Barney Loves you.

What did the tractor say when he lost his farmer? wheres my farmer?

:D STORY TIME! :D ... :D So once upon a time there was a... :) Uhm... :\ I forgot... Sorry :(

Q: When birds fly in a "V", why is one side always longer? A: There is one extra bird on that side

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