How did the Mexican get into the United States? He applied for a Visa and was granted authorization to live and work in the United States on a permanent basis.

A penis walks into a bar..

What's the difference between two telephone poles? T-shirts! Because motorcycles don't have doors!

Jesus walks on water Chuck Norris swims through land

Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

Knock Knock. Who's There? The Landlord. Your rent's late.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was heading to the funeral house to mourn his dead family.

He was as tall as a 6 foot 3 tree.

Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

I like my women like I like my coffee... 2 cream 1 sugar.

Why did the room go dark? Somebody turned the lights off

Q: Where do you go when its cold? A: A corner because its 90 degrees.

roses are red, violets are blue. hey.

knock knock who's there? ketchup ketchup who? better catchup with me!

Why did the car go down the road? Someone was driving it. Why did the car stop? Because he suddenly fell and had a stroke.

what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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