What is funnier than 24? If you think numbers are funny then you could have a mental illness and that isn't quite funny.

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What do you get when you put two landsharks together? Three landsharks.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Bob Hi bob, come inside. And next time just use the doorbell

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Your mom is so dirty, She smells.

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What do the angels say when god sneezes? Chuck bless you

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So 185 cowboys walk into a bar and the bartender says "I can't serve 185 cowboys!" The cowboys ask why not and the bartender says "Because that would exceed the legal maximum occupancy of this building."

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An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

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How do you leave a guy in suspense ...

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Knock Knock Who's there? Me, wondering why your not naked.

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roses are red violets are blue i'm a schizophrenic and so am i

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What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

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Q.what do you call a dead baby? A. a dead baby

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what did the British horse say to the man who owned him? nothing all he sad was neigh.

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit! I can talk too!"

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I LOVE MASTURBAITING ALL DAY!!!!

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whats green and slimy? green slim

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Why did the black man go to Jail? He was visiting his friend!

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Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

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My daughter's so smart, that instead of texting K, she writes Potassium.

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I was just thinking of how much i laughed at the challenger launch.

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Roses are red Violets are blue. most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!

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how many poeple does it take to change a light bulb? you spelled people wrong.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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