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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

knock knock who's there the police you're under arrest for the kidnapping, and murder of 12 girls you have the right to remain silent anything you say or do can and will be used against you in the court of law

2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

whose a bitch? ian doyle's a bitch

Q: what smells like cheese and tastes like cheese? A: cheese

Roses are red Violets are blue I have to go to the bathroom.

Why wasent Toby at school He was hit by a tree

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What's stupid a light bulb.

Roses are red Grass is green Get in the van If you know what I mean

Connor is homosexuaI

Why did the cop pull the black guy over because he was speeding

How do you make a blonde fall off of a cliff? You push her off of the cliff.

whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have chlamydia, and now so do you!

Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

there was once a time before tht time when there wasnt bonerss there were erectionss CC

Why did the monkey cross the road? Because he saw the chicken do it.

What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

How do you piss off a jew slash his tires

What do you call two blacks on a bike? Two good friends having a good time.

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