- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

Cornflakes were an accident, so was Chernobyl

Why? Why not?

what did the red towel and the blue towel say? Nothing because towels are inanimate objects and therefore can't talk.

Why did the girl go fishing? Because she was the bait

Your mom is so fat, she weighs 732 kilograms.

Knock Knock Who's there? John John who? John Williams.

Yo mama so stupid, she signed an apointment with Dr. Pepper

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

What did the bar say to the man? Nothing, bars can't talk

I have read and agreed to the Terms of Service

A bar walking into a mans house, then the blonde says stupid words like why did the chicken of the sea cross the road and pigeons go moo moo like a cow.

what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

Did u know that 10/10 people die?

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who practices the Jewish religion. A pizza is an italian dish consisting of dough, cheese, and tomato sauce.

What is really hard around Kim Kardashian? Diamonds.

Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Let's go play on our bikes.

knock knock? come in

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

What did the bride do on her wedding day? Get married.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he didn't have arms.

Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

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