- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Kirstie Alley is soooo fat! How fat is she? Well, she's so fat that she's in grave danger of developing heart disease, and death

whats big and can vibrate after you turn it on? A washing machine.

What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

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I have a little dog. She likes being tossed high into the air. I need a new little dog as the last one was caught by a gust carrying here over the sound-dividing highway wall and dropped into traffic.

Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

A man walks into a bar... And orders a glass of beer to cool himself off after a long day at the quarry.

What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

chuck norris was shot yesterday... tomorrow is the bullets funeral.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

your mothers so blonde she has yellow hair.

What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

How many seals does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Depends on how high the ceiling is.

What's better than a stick? A stone

Women's Rights Movement

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe

Autism... is not funny at all, it is a serious issue in today's day and age and must be addressed and cured

Knock knock Who's there? The chicken that crossed the road

What do you call a rich black person? A: Oprah

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was blind.

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