- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A young boy is concerned about the well- being of his father, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

Why are gay guys so good at being gay? The black guys told them too.

You know, people are kind of like trees, they tend to fall over when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

who do you call when you see a ghost in your apartment? The Mental Hospital.

What sound does a baby in a blender make? I don't know, I was too busy masturbating.

Q: Why didn't the blonde answer the call from her boyfriend? A: She had died in a rollover the day before.

Steve asks Dave if he likes fish sticks. Dave says yes. Steve asks Dave if he likes to put fish sticks in his mouth. Dave says yes again. They both agree to buy some, prepare them, and eat them, as fish stick are tasty, convenient, and mildly nutritious.

- Knock knock. - Who's there? - Jehovah - Jehovah who? - Jehovah's Witness - Go f*** yourself.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Don't matter what you call him he ain't gonna come.

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

Why did the young girl fall off her bike? Because somebody threw a fridge at her.

What the difference between a black person and a piece of shit in a bucket? The bucket

An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar... However, it's really busy, so they leave and go to a different bar.

Knock knock. Who's there? Tim. Tim who? Tim Smith.

Knock, knock Who's there? The electrician And about bloody time too, you'd better come in.

What would make African women very happy? food and healthcare for their kids, and a proper education.

Knock Knock Who's there A girl scout want to buy some cookies to raise money for my cardiac surgery?

What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The black man is alive.

What would have happend if martin Luther king was white? I don't know he wasn't so it's irrelevant

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy! But here's my switchblade Get in the trunk.

A man walks into a bar and breaks his nose, he asks the bartender for help The bartender says "no you're a f***ing idiot"

What is worse than the holocaust. A worm in MY apple!

Seriously, I am going to tell you, but you know, what would you have preferred that it was if you could choose, I am kinda insecure about these things, and people can read these messages so...

why did the woman leave her husband? after years of mental and physical abuse she has decided to remove herself from the situation

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