Yo mom as so dumb.... That she has a low IQ

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Lil Wayne

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Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

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Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

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Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

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knock knock!? . . No.

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Why was Jimmy upset? He wasn't.

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Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

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What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

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why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

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A man walks into a bar. Splash.

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How meny Jews can you fit in an ash-tray? None. There to big

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violets are green roses are purple this makes total sense, cheeseburger

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Bob has 80 chocolate bars, he gives 5 to his uncle,10 to his mother and 8 to his freind. He then eats 40 chocolate bars. Q. How many chocolate bars has bob got left now? A. Bob has no chocolate bars left. Shortly after Bob ate 40 bars he was diagnosed with diabetes. He then died of a heart attack due to high cholesterol.

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What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

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So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Four because snakes don't have legs.

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what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

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whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy there were skid marks in front of the dead dog

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How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

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Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

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What's grey and can't swim? A castle.

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Like this if you want people to stop asking to have their jokes liked.

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why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

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Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

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Anti Joke

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