Knock Knock. Who's there? Joe Bereta is a member of al Qaeda.

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Are you from Africa because YOU GOT AIDS

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What do you get when you mix Jabba the Hut with a hen? nothing, genetically they are unable to reproduce due to the disproportionate number of chromosomes and DNA

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q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

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Q: How do you confuse a blond A: You don't they are born that way

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shit is shit, even if you paint it purple; its still shit

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What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

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A man died in a sky-diving accident. What was the last thing that went through his mind before he died? His feet

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Why did Michael Jackson become white? He thought he saw a ghost.

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My mom told me I was pretty, I know now that she is a liar.

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What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends what its name is.

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What is worse than going to school? Nothing.

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So, a man walks into a bar. His alcoholic habits are slowly tearing apart his marriage.

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what did blonde say to the square? ur a square which is comprised of four equal sides and always have four lines of symmetry.

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Q:Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: Because she has no arms. ..... Knock knock! who's there? Not Sara, she has no arms and doesn't have the abitlity to knock.

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What did the muslim do at the airport? He bought a ticket to New York and proceeded to fly there to mourn his brother who was killed during the terrorist attacks on 9/11.

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"Whats that boy? Timmy fell down the well??" Bout time

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2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

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What did the homosexual give in his secret box? important papers from work.

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A man runs into a bar and yells "Ow!!" He is hospitalized due to severe trauma to the head and spine.

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What does a person with Alzheimer's do? To get to the other side.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, Show me your tits.

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what is the difference between Rick Perry and Lindsay Lohan? it only takes Lindsay 4 1/2 hours to finish a sentance.

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George Washington, a priest, a nazi and a jew are on a plane that's going to crash. There is only one parachute. George Washington says "For my country" and jumps off without a parachute. The priest says "For God" and jumps off without a parachute. The nazi says "For Hitler" and pushes the jew off and takes the parachute.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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