- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Whatever his name happens to be.

What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

How do you make a plumber cry? You steal his princess

What do you say to a disabled man in a lift? Have a nice day.

What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

What's worse than being arrested? Being arrested twice

Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

Q: What do you call a girl with no arms or legs, is blind, has no parents, has cancer, and is dyslexic? A: Suzie

Why can't Ray Charles see? Because he's dead.

Two friends were running late for their school gathering. As they arrived the train station, one friend said 'Quick, we need to catch the train!' The other replied, 'Can't we just get in it?'

Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

Man goes to the doctors, He waits patiently in the waiting room for nine minutes and is then called in to see the doctor for a routine check up. After seeing the doctor he picks up his sisters kid from school and carries on with his day.

yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

My dog barks when someones at the door.

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

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