- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a plumer sad? You kill his children.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

XD, I know I noticed myself, I was like "why the fuck did I post that shit?" Rellez XD okay sistah, I think I am just gonna get some sleep now, but Nero, is not Justin Bibble the first one?

A Muslim walks into a bar. No-one survived the blast.

Why did Hitler kill himself He saw his gas bill

"Have you seen the food African kids eat?" "No.." "NEITHER HAVE THEY!!"

Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

what did the cop say to the robber... freeze bitch hope you like prison food and penis

Knock knock, who's there? Your mom! Oh I'm comming.

Why did the black man fall down the stairs? Because he was blind

What is wet, white and sticky? Glue, of course.

Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

What is the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is a piece of wood, while the black man is a human being.

thomas the train walked up to an old man and said nothing. mostly because trains cant walk, and they cant talk.

Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

That awkward moment when you have to tell your child you wanted an abortion, and still wish you had.

Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

Three men were lost in a desert when a genie appeared and granted them each a wish. they died of dehydration shortly afterward, never realizing they were hallucinating.

Q: How do you keep a blond occupied for an hour? A: You write "flip over" on both sides of a blank piece of paper.

How many tacos does it take to feed an angry person? You better tacover it!

It's raining, its pouring, the old man is snoring. He bumps his head, and is quickly rushed to the ER for serious head trauma

Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

How many black people does it take to solve a complex physics equation? Trick question

Justin Beiber walks into a bar. The bartender does not serve him because he is not the legal drinking age yet.

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