What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my d i c k in your a s s.

How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb? MORE GUNS!

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Half a shit.

Why is it hard to see a black man in the night? Because its dark out, and he's BLACK.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

The holocaust

Roses are red.........I slept with someone else

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

How do you not get disappointed at the ending for "Mass Effect 3"? Don't play the game, dumbass.

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

Who is JP? A really smart kid! HAHA jk

Knock Knock Who's there? You You Who? Yes? Can I help you madam?

Get up Look in the mirror

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a serial-rapist with links to the Black Dragon triad. Yee.

What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

yo mama so old that back in her school she didnt have history class

Q: Hey, ask me if I'm a tree. ".. Are you a tree?" A: No.

p lkl

Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

Why didn't the guy have kids? He didn't want them

I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

What did john say to bob Hey bob

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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