- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so stupid that her parents were probably ashamed of her low grades.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a bad chicken and it burned in hell.

How many kleptomaniacs does t take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

What do Australians and New Zealanders have against pods anyway?

How much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? The Holocaust

What do you say to a man with no legs at a bus stop.. How you getting on.

Q: How many children did it take to screw in a light bulb? A: The light bulb was already screwed in and exploded after excessive tampering

How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

What do you get when you stab a six year old with a pair of scissors and a machete? A very angry, potentially murderous mother out for revenge.

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

Why was the blonde on the train tracks? Because she was tied up by a madman on crack.

Q: what's green and has wheels? A: a john deere tractor

I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

What did the blonde say when she fell out of a tree? Nothing, she shattered her trachea upon landing.

Why was Billy no mates? He had no friends.

Q: Wy couldn't the T-rex grab the other Dinosor? A: Because he is extinct.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What do you call a dog that acts like a cat, likes to pretend he's human, and whose name is "Moose"? A dog. His personality traits have no effect on the changing of his species.

Whats red and hurts your teeth? A brick

What is worse than losing your phone charger... Being viciously raped by a group of angry vegans feminist mad at you for eating a burger, while walking out of Hooters.

roses are red violets are blue if you and your sister were hanging from a cliff i'd save your sister

Q:What do you call chocolate without a gag reflex? A: Choc-o-late (Choke a lot)

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