Women's rights

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So a guy walks into the doctors and say "Doctor it hurts when i poke my knee like this" the doctor says "Let me see your hand" the doctor squeezes the patients finger and the patient says "ow!" the doctor says "now poke you knee again" the patient pokes his knee and says "it still hurts" so the doctor comes to a conclusion and says " you dont have a broken kneecap you have a broken finger, stupid, now get out and leave me alone!"

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Its true... Chuck Norris has no hair on his balls. Because hair doesnt grow on steel.

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What's funny about 3 black men in a car going off a cliff? Nothing. They were my friends.

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America needs to burn Less fossil fuels to save the environment

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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Perverted man: Nice bum where u from Hot ladie with the nice bum: Boston Mass so kiss my ASS

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Whats black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

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angelo snyder is not ga

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WHATS A CRUM AND LIVES IN A SLUM ?? A BOY CALLED KEVIN CRUMMY

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Q: Whats different about pizza and jewish people? A: Pizzas don't scream in the oven.

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Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, if you had a pulmonary embolism, you would be too

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What's worse then running out of toilet paper? Getting shot

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roses are blue, violets are red. I am color blind

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Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

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What do a plum and a bunny have in common? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

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what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

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ejaculation JLR

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What did the man say after being hit by a bus? Nothing he is now dead.

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Cheetahs run at an alarmingly fast rate for short periods of time. Until I shoot them with harpoons.

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What is worse than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Obama

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how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

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how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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