Dear paranoid people who check behind their shower curtains for murderers, If you do find one, what`s your plan?

what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A very unfortunate blind fish.

How many people does it take to drive a car? 1 person

Why does the rabbit go in the hole? because that's where it lives.

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What do you call a black man repairing a car? A mechanic who has worked very hard to gain his qualifiaction.

Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

Why can't the orphan play baseball? He can't find home.

What shall we do with the drunken sailor? Call the police to have him escorted off the boat for operating a large veichle under the influence of alcohol.

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What is a ghost's favorite appetizer? Ghosts aren't real.

A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender doesn't understand him because he doesn't speak duck and promptly calls animal control to have the duck removed.

What are annoying? Ads.

It's all fun and games until you stop having fun

Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

Q: What's the worst part about having sex with a cougar? A: Dying...

Adolf the Red-Nosed Hitler

knock knock. who's there? interupting doctor. interupting doctor who....you have cancer.

''Today is Star Wars day :)'' ''Why's that?'' ''guess'' ''I don't know :/'' ''It's May the 4th!'' ''And?'' ''May the 4th be with you :p''

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him to leave.

What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

A man walks into a bar and is slowly tearing his life apart. maybe because he is drinking poisonous acid instead of beer

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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