What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

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why did the cow say baaaaa ? it was a stupid cow

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Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

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Knock knock Who's there? Your mom Oh hi mom

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Why did the little boy cry? Because his parents were shot in the face while he was forced to watch you insensitive jerk Now walk away ????

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? I do not know because it depends on the woodchuck; however, if some statistical evidence is gathered on the average amount of wood a woodchuck could chuck you most likely would get a close answer, considering that the statistical research was not flawed.

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A man drives down the road in a van that says "Candy" He was doing his job in a professional manner

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What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

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Q:Why did the baby cross the road? A: It was stapled to the chicken

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a man jumps of a cliff and ..... hits the ground

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

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i want to watch t.v, how do u turn it on? idk, do u know how? idk either, i cant see or hear then y do u want to watch t.v wuts a tv?

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What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

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shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

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Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? The doctor. You have aids.

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why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

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whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

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why do mexicans get made fun of

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Life is like a box of chocolates, some are brown, and some are white.

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Whats black and white and red all over? A chopped up dalmation...

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How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

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why are black people scared of chain saws? because it goes runnigganigganiggarunnigganigganigga

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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