- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the irishman need plastic surgery? because after the bear attack where there used to be a face there is now a gap

Why couldnt the man find his wallet? He didnt have one

why was one black guy surrounded by ten white guys...... he was a story teller.

How do you kill a vampire? You can't because vampires aren't real.

How many blondes does it take to finish a math test? 1 if she isn't copying.

Knock Knock, Who's there? The Postman. But I wasn't expecting a parcel. Is it for 37? No, Sorry, its for 35.

What do you call a man with an arrow to the knee? An ambulance because he's got a serious leg injury right there.

Yo Mama's so fat Everyone is very concerned for her Health.

Why is Abraham Lincoln a bad driver? Because he is dead.

Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

What is the worst place to be in race if you're racing with me Behind me

Q: Whats the deifference between me and you A: The fact that im the beautiful one -RDV

what would you get if you combined a sixth grader with a machine gun? A homophobe

what happens if you fart to hard? A.you shit yourself

What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

Q: You and a thousand other people are suddenly bursting in flames at a park, there is a big barrel of water just a few steps away from you, what do you do in order to save the people that truly matter? A: Stop drop and roll, duh!

Why are black people so dark? They originated from Africa

What dithe blackman say to the white man ???? Nothin! They both committed suicide.

how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

How many dead babies can you fit in an oven? Depends on if you put them in the blender first.

How did 3 fat women fit under 1 small umbrella and not get wet? It wasn't raining!

what did one dog say to his sex partner? woof woof

Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

Why did the Muslim kill a gay guy? Because the gay guy was threatening his family with a gun.

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