Why couldn't people tell the difference between the two twins? Because they were indentical.

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Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

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NO ONE LIKES RANGAS

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Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

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Stevan Hawkings walked into a bar. Ohh shit :/

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Q: Whats Worse Than 21 Dead Babies in a Trashbag? A: 1 Dead Baby In 21 Trashbags.

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Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

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Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels.

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What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

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so a boy walks into a bar he was underage and escorted out.

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Why is Joel even here? Sexperience.

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Will you please answer one question for me? "Yes" Thank you. -walk away-

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Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

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were did the gay guy go nowere because it was raining outside

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When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

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Why would a baby cry? Because it's being put through a juicer.

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What did the man with no head get for Christmas? Nothing he was dead

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Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

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Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

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What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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Why did the baby cross the road? he was taped to the chicken

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What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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