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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Hitler.

what's black, white, and red all over? A nun in a blender

Knock Knock Who's there Me Me who ME LET ME IN

To tell the truth... Your really an abortion that grew

Q: What do you call a fish with no eye? A: Fssshh

What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is hard to know things like that.

Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

How do you get a cat off a swing? You throw a dog at it.

Jesus: I will return. Hitler: Well I am back... Nazi as in Nazireth Bush: As I said I was elected by Gawd. Me: What? What about me? Seriously why did I put myself here? Id have three bullets with them in a room, and id still shoot you six times.

Q: What would happen if you didn't sleep all night? A: You would probably be really tired and start seeing things and speaking strange sentences as a result.

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

What did the girl get for her birthday? the Plan B pill

Yo momma so fat she weighs 400 pounds.

what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

A blind child sign is at the end of my street. I have never seen the child, but at least if he were to come outside at the right time period i might be able to spot him, whereas he would having no way of returning the gesture.

Chris:"knock, knock" Rhianna:"owwww..." Chris:"open da door" Rhianna:"so u can punch me in the face" Chris:"duhhh, I jus got brass knuckles"

What's brown and seven feet tall? A door

A man walks up to a girl and says "Hello there" The girl doesn't respond because she has been deaf and blind for her entire life and doesn't know he is there. Potatoes.

Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

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