how many jews does it take to change a lightbulb? none, they hire mexicans to do it

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What's long and black? A long and black object.

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What did Sherlock Holmes say when he saw a very pretty lady? Hello

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What did Jim do after the police gave him a ticket? He followed them home and used their children's limbs to rape them.

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Roses are red lemons are sour open Your legs and gimme an hour!

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Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

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What do you say to a womam with two black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told twice.

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Shut up max im not fucking demented u dickhead

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what did katness save her Life? because peter hates her and katness is peaches and peter dies in the titanic because it is gay shut up becky

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John has 5 brownies, 3 chocolate bars, and 62 cookies. What does John have now? Diabetes, John has Diabetes

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Remember that part where Jesus gets angry at a fig three and kills it because it "was lazy" for refusing to grow figs at winter? Brother Jeez, that was kinda mean man! You know it was winter rite? Anti Joke or not, that part is funny, so if Jesus returns and wants you to make him a sammich you better go get that goddamn sammich!

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What do you call the offspring of an elephant? A baby elephant.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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Patient: Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! Doctor: That's because you are. Patient: Wow, I need to lay off the mushrooms.

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It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

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why wouldn't the man's car work? because it was broken.

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What do you call 100 black men at the bottom of the ocean? A scuba group because during these hot summer months they like to cool off and go scuba diving.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

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how many dumbasses does it take to make a kushagra

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What did tyler say to Jake? My pussy is wet jew

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Why did Prius driver go to jail? Because he ran over someone and then fled the scene of the crime (at 11 mph)

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Dear Anti Jokes> A black guy walks into a bar...He says hey u Idiot Gimme that Root Beer.. Tony Fast says IDIOT U GET OUTA HERE RIGHT NOW!Black women gets a gun and shoots his son... Tony Fast says im callin the cops on u then they kill alll. And they got hit by a bus. By TobyTurner

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What's black and white and red all over? Nothing.

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All of these jokes suck; so I just made one that equally sucks!

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