- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

Inspirational story: There once was an ugly old man who was so ugly everyone died. The end -Matt

Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

What do you do when you say shut up to someone and they say make me? Rip out their vocal cords.

A miserable man committed suicide.

What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

Mum, "Why aren't you listening to me, are you deaf or something?" Son, (Silence)...

#Getweird

Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

Why didn't the millionaire jump off the Golden Gate Bridge? He said "I don't have to commit suicide, that's for poor people" (Wyndellberg)

Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

What do Ping-Pong and Godzilla have in common? Both of them have nothing to do with budhism.

Balls

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way

I have three heads and nine eyes, what am I? I'm a liar.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

Why did the creeper not go home? Because his parents blew up. (As told by a 7 year old.)

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

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