Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

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Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

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How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the floor. How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail the other one to the floor.

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What's stupid a light bulb.

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What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

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What do you call kids born in whorehouses? Poor, poor children.

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why did the chicken cross the road ...WHO FREAKING CARES!!!!

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Did you hear the one about the nascar driver who couldn't pass his road test? No. It's true, he couldn't pass his road test.

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Justin's life

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Why did the man cry himself to sleep at night? Because the doctors gave him 3 months to live.

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Your mom's so fat, she's is bigger than the average person.

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Why did little Billy not eat all his carrots? He does not care about his vision.

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What did the red apple say when it saw a black man an irish man, and an asian walk into a bar? nothing apples cant talk.

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What did the old Hispanic man say to the young black woman in the Laundromat? I don't know cause I goofed in school and didn't pay attention in spanish class.

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I dig, you dig, we dig, they dig, he digs, she digs, everybody digs. Guys, it's not a very profound poem, but it's deep.

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A fat man walks into a gym, and comes out fatter

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whats the difference between a thousand dead babies and a porshe? i dont have a porshe in my garage

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

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nothing drews nose is f**ing hilarious

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How do my feet smell? Oh wait. They can't. Feet are not sentient independent beings and therefore cannot experience the five senses, including smell.

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I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

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mary had a little lamb its fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went this joke has no punchline

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A man walks into a bar a bartender says, 'why the long face'? the man says 'I just walked into a bar'!!!

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian walk into a bar... They then sit down and discuss the various political factors driving a wedge between unity, harmony and understanding between their religions. They resolve that despite the differences in religious belief, they truly can coexist, and decide to pursue peace among one another and the rest of society.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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