- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

What is worse than getting hit by a car? Getting hit by a truck

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares? Why would a squirrel need to change a lightbulb?

How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By pulling human entrails out of her purse when he asks her to provide insurance.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

A man was standing out in the rain and calls out to god saying "smite me god, SMITE ME NOW" and the man was arrested and booked cause a near by neighbor reported on the disturbance. he is now facing charges of disturbing the peace.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

What's black and really really smelly? Martin Luther King Jr.'s grave.

Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

I enjoy Popcorn

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your BANANA.

What's the difference between a park bench and a hobo? The park bench can support a family

I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

Q: Knock Knock!?! A: Lettem' in!!!!

What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a pair of scissors? Nothing. That's not possible with current technology.

How many moose does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, it is biologically and theoretically impossible for a moose to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

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