Your momma so stupid, she speaks poorly and can't spell very well.

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

Why did they black straight guy go into an all white gay bar....? Because he went to the wrong place.

I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

Why did the 3 legged dog fall over? Because it was knocked over by a passing pedestrian.

A guy killed his kids and wife Pokémon GO also exists

Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

What do you get when you cross a pug and a beagle? A cross pug and a cross beagle.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm an expert on flowers.

I have sexdaily. Sorry I mean dyslexia.

A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

Why was the man sad His got raped

Why was the girl running out of the school? Because her principal was trying to rape her.

How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes And now so do you

What happened when the boy fell off of the bridge? He died

What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

A fat African a rich mexican and a gay guy jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? The gay guy because fat Africans and rich Mexicans don't exist

I came up with one when my friend Sam told me the fortune from her Jone's Soda. A change of heart may lead to a new living environment, a change of heart may also lead to death.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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