I once was an adventurer like you. But then I quit.

Your mom is so dumb that she had a below average score on her IQ test.

Long joke Your such a downey

What is orange and sounds like a parrot? A Carrot.

What did Jeff do to the bench? He sat on it

What do you call hunter ? An anerexic that is skinny as a tooth pick. Duh

knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

a mexican guy, a jewish guy, and a priest jump off a plane they landed safely and had a great day

How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

How many retards does it take to change a lightbulb?? None it is physically impossible

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What would Jesus say if he was alive today? “Nehwê tzevjânach aikâna d'bwaschmâja af b'arha.”

yo mama so fat, she got more chins than china town

why did benny go to the 4th grade school nurse? he had a massive erection.

What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

Your mama is so fat, we are all seriously concerned about her health.

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

A: knock knock B: who's there A:come in B:come in who?

whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer,

what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

Well this is pointless.....

Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

what's the worst part about owning a prius? telling your parents you're gay

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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