- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black guy get from his white girlfriend for valentines day? An HIV positive test result.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners unfamiliar with the Latin alphabet.

Why did the black man cross the road? To rape the girl on the other side.

a white guy, a black guy, and a latino guy all walk into a bar. The white man explains how his family is in turmoil because of his alcholism, the black guy shares his affection for crack, and the latino man explains why he shouldnt be here due to illegal immigration. They all hate their lives. Quack

You know whats funny? A man cooking dinner.

what did the man say when he was reading a book? nothing, if u assume the situation when hes reading to himself.

Why did the man die? He had a terrible form of flesh-eating bacteria and he suffered a lot of pain.

Where does the Queen of England live? England.

Two fish are in a tank. The first one says, "How the heck do I drive this thing!".

Your mama is so white she helped pay for your education because she wants you to have the best opportunities in life.

How do you get a Mother out of a tree? Ask them to come down, because it is really not socially acceptable for a responsible adult to be climbing trees.

Read This line it the tune of "If your happy and you know it" If you're reading this, Do your homework. Sincerely, Your Teacher

A russian gives away vodka.

what happened at the end of the korean marley and me? dinner

What did a husband do when he came home to find his wife murdering their children? Nothing. There is no excuse for domestic violence.

"Knock knock..." "come in"

A blonde and a brunette jump off a building, who hits the ground first? The one that jumped first

-funny? women have rights -funnier? civil rights

How many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. It really isn't that hard.

roses are red violets are blue i have dementia its not funny

Q: What would George Washinton do if he was alive today? A: Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

Theres a girl you like, and a you are playing football with friends. You see the girl about to get hit by the ball, but you catch it. She says "Your a life-saver" and hugs you "You scream touchdown!!!" to impress her, you spike the ball on the ground and it hits her in the face.

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