Three people walk into a bar. Eight people follow them. They all go back to Bob's house, except Anna, Jimmy, and Joe. TImes the amount of people going to Bob's house by four. Thats how many people get arrested at the end of the night. How many people aren't arrested? Do you even know why you read this? Get a life and go to an actual bar, a party and get arrested.

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JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN WHAT'S THE ANSWER?! WHAT DO YAH MEAN YA DUNNO?!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a fridge halfway through walking.

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Where did Suzie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the elephant.

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What did the homeless man buy with a dollar? Nothing. He didn't have a dollar.

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why ya gotta be so rude? cause i can

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Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? Everywhere

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

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How do you get a one armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder, he needs help.

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Yo mama so stupid, she signed an apointment with Dr. Pepper

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What's the difference between Asians and buckets? I don't use Asians to scoop water out of the lake.

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A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

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What do you do when you see a black man with half a head? Stop laughing and reload

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What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

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How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

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what did the red towel and the blue towel say? Nothing because towels are inanimate objects and therefore can't talk.

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Cornflakes were an accident, so was Chernobyl

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Billy: Why do pirates say rrrrr? Mark: I don't know, I'm not a pirate.

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What did Steve Hagen say to Steve Walters? "We have the same first name."

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Knock Knock. Who's there? An Alzheimers's patient. An Alzheimers's patient who? To get to the other side!

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What did the clitoris say to the labia? I'm from the hood, the clitoral hood.

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How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

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Anti Joke

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