What starts with P and ends with "oop" POOP

How do you kill a pirate? Throw him of a bridge

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

knock knock, whos there? billy i dont know who you are, please get away from my front door before i call the authorities

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

A White guy, Black guy and Hispanic are all on the same bus. They get off at their predetermined stops and continue their day.

Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

whats the difference between a boyscout and a jew? boyscouts come home from camp

What did one dog say to the other dog? Bark.

Theres an app for the iPhone.

A blonde drank an entire fruit smoothie in one sitting. She got a brain freeze.

your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stock market crashed 600 points today, and his retirement account took a hit. He can't afford his car anymore.

What's better than winning the special olympics? Not being retarded.

What did the rock say to the tree. It didn't say anything, rocks don't talk.

Yo Momma's so fat......... that she should probably start eating healthy and exercising more regularly or else she may be at risk of developing heart disease or diabetes

Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

autistic kids rock

What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

What do you call a man with a horse? A man

How do you stop a baby from crawling circles? You nail it's other hand to the floor too

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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