- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A mechanical wheelchair.

what's the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? dolphins aren't ghosts!!

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Because 6 was registered as a sex offender

a cop wrote most of these anti-jokes O.o

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had heard this joke so many times that it drove him so mad that he grabbed an ice cream, stepped into the road, and was hit by a bus, purposely adding an ironic effect to his death.

Whats cold and frozen? ice

Yo mama's so fat when they asked her if she wanted fries with that she said yes

Roses are red Violets are violet the last time i saw this poem i couldn't rhyme no more

What did the banana say to the tree? Nothing, bananas can't talk

Dumb

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Cancer. What did he get for his birthday? He didn't make it that far...

my friend died in a car crash, now i have no friends.

What's green and black? Grass with wheels.

knock knock no no you go now i clean

brock has small hands for a small job

Rock a by baby, In a tree top When the wind blows The cradle will rock, When the bough breaks The cradle will fall And down will come baby Dying on impact.

This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

Three dogs are barking at a wall. People walk by thinking "Why are these dogs barking at a wall?".

roes are red violets are blue we have nothing in common so baby were through

Like this if you have a big diick like me Dislike if you have a baby diick Ignore if you're a girl and get back in the kitchen

the power to turn magnetism into light

Why did the chicken cross the road? How am I supposed to know?

So this guy walks into a bar, & says "I'll have a beer"........ Yup

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