How do you get a clown to stop laughing? You throw an awe at it. Why did Sally fall off the swing? .....I missed the clown

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A man walks into a bar in the morning. He is the bartender, and he works there.

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Racist Math Ahmed is on a train from D.C to New York the train is traveling at 125 mph. the distance between New York and D.C is 250 miles. How many will die in the blast.

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A man walks into a bar and says give me a 84 bourbon, when he gets it he spits it out and says this is no 84 bourbon this is a 74 scotch, So he asks for a 68 brandy , when he gets it he spits it out again in disgust saying this isn't a 68 brandy this is a 87 whiskey!, than the old man next to him says here try this, the man says what is it?, the old man just says try it, so the man does, he spits it out and shouts this is urine!, the old man says correct, now tell me how old i am.

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What is better then winning the special olympics? Not being retarded

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Crime doesn't pay. Sure it does

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how do u have sex with a really hot girl who is not interested in you? Rape her in a dark ally

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There was once a man who lived in a box.

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How do you know if elephants are watching a movie? If a Volkswagen Beetle is parked outside the movie house.

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Hello.

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Why did the cow cross the road? He probably saw a delicious looking patch of grass on the otherside.

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What starts with F and ends in UCK? Firetruck. What starts with P and ends in ORN? Popcorn. What starts with S and ends in HIT? Shit.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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Your mom's so fat... she probably needs to go on some sort of diet to avoid a serious heart condition and inevetible death

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No Ok

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

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What did one wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls are inanimate objects and thus incapable of conversing with one another.

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A blond, burnette, and red head walk into a bar. They sit together and enjoy a few drinks while catching up on eachother's lives.

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why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

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Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

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"hey do you know the date" "58"

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Q. Why was the little boy sad? A. He had a frog stapled to his face.

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what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

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Knock Knock.. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Daves dead. This is Darrell.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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