- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a young mother cow died in a street crossing by a large oil truck, she was never buried and became infested with maggots in the next few days

is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

Alchohol.

Whats white and rubs stuff out ? An albino with a rubber.

A man walks into a bar. His family has died in a tragic accident and he is trying to drink down the pain.

whats red and smells like cherries red cherries

Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

You are so ugly that for Halloween you had to trick or treat by phone.

George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

How does Moses like his tea? Hebrews it.

What is black and white and can't fit through a revolving door? A nun with a harpoon through her back.

how do you kill a man? slowly saw off all their limbs and then jump up and down on the torso and let all the organs fly out

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

Your mother is so fat, we needs two fat jokes to adequatly make fun of her.

You walk by a boy and see he is playing with poop. You ask the boy what are you doing? He says I'm building a office. You ask him why he says "because I don't have shit to make a building"

A sober Irish individual.

how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

What do you call a muslim with a gun I dont know his name

Q) How many boring people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) One

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