- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: You know what's worse than being a mother? A: Almost everything, because being a mother is not a bad thing, in fact, it's a wonderful thing.

Knock Knock Who's there? Me ill kill u,

What's worst then finding an worm in your apple. Finding a colony of flesh eating bugs after you toke a bite.

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Impossible, non-living organisms are incapable of moving and babies lack the brain capacity to understand how to screw in a light bulb.

What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

Who let the dogs out? Their owner because he had come to the rational conclusion that they were cooped up in their cage all night and were in serious need of relieving themselves and needed love and affection

Guess what? I like trains.

If there's something strange in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The Police.

What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

Q. What happened to the women who cut her finger? A. she got staff infection and died.

You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because sloths often confuse their arm with a branch, grab on and fall to their deaths.

Irish man English man and a Scottish man all in a plane they jump out then they land

A man walks into a bar not a duck though

Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a rapist

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

What's awesome about going to a no-pants party? Getting stabbed 2 times.

My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

What's green, has six legs and would kill you if it fell on you out of a tree? A pool table.

Why do you call a person who spits in your cheeseburger? A mean person

a blonde does something stupid. she dies. its funny.

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