why did the black man jump higher than the white man he was on a trampoline

Where did the did the Islamic person fly the jet to? Ben Gurion International Airport located in Israel

What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

How many cans does the average alcoholic drink in one night? None. Cans are solid and therefore cannot be drank.

Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

Whats worst than being raped by a black guy? Being raped by two black guys? You racist i'm calling the police.

How do you drown a blonde? hold her head down until she stops breathing

A muslim, a priest, and a raabi walk into a bar. All three of them agree that it hurt.

Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

Nuclear Bombs are bad. But erections are good.......as long as they are stroked

Jack, John, Justin, Joseph and Jimmy walk into a bar. They order a pint of beer and start wondering what their names have in common.

why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

An escalade with 5 black men crashes off a cliff and all of them die. this is terrible. an escalade seats 7.

I rode in to town on an ass... ur momas ass!!

how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

2 boys are going to get candy from the store. What happened? A robbery and they were killed

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

Your sex life.

Why was 9/11 funny? It wasnt; amny people died.

Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

Why did the man hang himself? Because his pistol misfired.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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