Hitler, Mussilini, And Hideki Tojo Walk In To A Bar Mitzvah, Everyone Was Brutally Murdered & No One Survived.

you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

Rawan what are you looking at, stop reading this

What do you call two Muslims flying an airplane? Pilots

why did the chicken cross the road? because yo mama so fat and the pig ate my poop

What did the green grape say to the purple grape? BREATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

what do you tell a black man getting hit by a police baton? that is racial inequality, and you no longer have to take that due to Abraham Lincoln's Gettysburg Address.

A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are on the run from the police. They see a barn, and decide to hide inside it. They find three burlap sacks, and each hide in one. The police enter the barn, arrest each of the girls, and sentence them to life imprisonment for murder.

Q:Where did sally go when the bomb went off? A: Everywhere.

why are black people so good at sports? hard work and dedication

A drunk man into a bar. He is ripping apart a family

what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.

Why did the scarecrow get promoted? He was outstanding in his field

Why was Timmy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face

How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? I hit her with a shovel.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Gestapo.

What do you feel inside after eating an entire class of pre-schoolers? A stomach ache

Yo mama's so white that she has to use lots of sunscreen to prevent from getting sunburned.

Why was the trash man feeling sad about his life? Because he had a mild case of depression to which his doctor recommended taking antidepressant pills.

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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