What did Stevie Wonders wife do when they got into fights? Re-Arrange the furniture

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Okay, you seem sincere enough, thing is that I trust you, but your buddies, if you can vouch for them, then I at least know that you are putting your stepmother in danger if you decide to cover for your friends, besides you being such an emotional crybaby kinda gets me into trusting you again.

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? seven commited statitory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8, murdered nine, was sent to jail for life, let out early for community service, and told 6 he was coming forhim 6 months later.... 6 commited suicide by jumping off a cliff his body was never found his family didnt get to say good bye thats why 6 is afraid of 7

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two muffins are in an oven and one turns to the other and says,'' hey, it sure is hot in here''. and the other one says," holy crap, its a talking muffin!''

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A guy with cancer walks into a bar... No one treated him any special way, it's not like he had I have cancer written on his forehead.

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What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

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DUH DUH DUH DRAMATIC HAMSTER

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What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

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Roses are Brown Violets are Brown Whos been shitting on my garden??

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"Whats that boy? Timmy fell down the well??" Bout time

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What is worse than going to school? Nothing.

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q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

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Why was the 13 year old drug addict crying? Because somebody shot him in the foot

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9/11

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What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 6 feet under the ground? Doug What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 3 feet under the ground? Douglas

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What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

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What's funny about cheese? Nothing.

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Why did the women die? Because She was a Squirrel.

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Two guys walk into a bar. They are knocked out and rushe to hospital because the bar was metal.

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whats black and white and red all over? this joke.

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what is long, white, and used almost everywhere? there are a lot of things that fit this description, so it would be highly illogical to make a guess.

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"Knock knock?" "Who's there?" "Two dead kittens."

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How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

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What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

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