- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do Muslims have for breakfast? Corn Flakes.

Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

why did the girl fall off the swing? because someone threw a fridge at her.

Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

Why are there no Jews in hell? Because Hitler is there,

Why did Anna fall off her bike? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Anna.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

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What did the little boy with cancer get for christmas? Nothing. He was a jew. Jew's don't celebrate christmas.

Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

What do you say to a man with no legs at a bus stop.. How you getting on.

What's got 2 thumbs and a massive penis? A body parts collector I know called Harold Fortescue

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet You have pancreatic cancer

HOW MANY CRACK-HEADS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB? NONE, THERE AIN'T NO ELECTRICITY IN THE CRACKHOUSE!!!

what is big white and hurts when it falls on you out of tree? A refrigerator

What did the T-Rex say to the chicken? Nothing. First of all because the Tyrannousaurus Rex has been extinct for over 65 million years and secondly because Tyrannousaurus Rex's and chickens are both animals of lower intelligence so they cannot talk to one another.

How does Helen Keller play the piano? With one hand.. She needs the other hand to sing.

Hey, wanna hear a penis joke? Nevermind, it's too long.

A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch"

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Anonymous. Anonymous who? Exactly.

Why doesn't your dad want to have sex with your mom? Because my penis is already in her vagina, thus your dad's inability to place his penis in her vagina.

I have a horse.

Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

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