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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? I don't know what? I don't know, I was asking if you know...

Jack and Jill went up a hill to snort a little coke, Jack felt horny , so did Jill. But unfortunately Jack cant's maintain an erection no matter how turned on he is.

Q) What did the farmer say who'd lost his tractor? A) Where's my tractor?

Whats worse than death? Getting expelled from Hogwarts

A man walks into a Library.... And asks for a book.

What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

There was a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette on an island. This island is called England, and this situation tends to happen a lot.

What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

Why did a black man toss a bowl into the air? Because he just got it from the microwave and it was extremely hot.

Doctor Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains! Really? Well that's the least of your problems. Your test came up HIV positive.

What is a ghost's favorite appetizer? Ghosts aren't real.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock Knock. Knock Knock Who? Knock Knock (:

what happens when you step on a bear trap? Alot of pain.

An American almost walks into a store when he sees a Jew. The Jew was also about to walk into the store, So the american opens the door for him and says"Jew first."

Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

What's the worst way to say you want to break up? Kill her dog.

A family walks into a talent agent's office. They do a cute family-friendly performance that they call "The Aristocrats."

What did the Golden Retriever say when asked about the meaning of life? woof.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't.

whats the best kind of chocolate bar? a larsbar

What did one cow say to the other? Moo.

What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

What did the old Hispanic man say to the young black woman in the Laundromat? I don't know cause I goofed in school and didn't pay attention in spanish class.

David entered a radio contest to see who had the best pun; his pun was insufficient and he did not win.

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