- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock, knock Who's there? Not Susie

Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

a man walked into a bar because he needed a part time job to support his family.

Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

Violets are blue, Roses are red, We're doing it backwards, That's what she said.

Why did Michael Jackson retire from basketball? Michael Jackson never played basketball, but was nonetheless one of the most successful musicians to ever live.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes? A: A whine cellar.

roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

Your dad walked into a bar. It was a gay bar.

Man 1- What's red, black, and white all over? Man 2- What? Man 1- Half a penguin! Man 2 became seriously disturbed from this joke, as he saw the movie Happy Feet two days ago. He went to intense therapy and became mentally deranged.

What did Hitler say to the Jewish boy? Nothing, Hitler died many years ago...

A dog is always in the pushup position.

Why did the girl scream at old people? She had turrets. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

Q: Why does the chicken cross the road? A: To get hit by a redneck.

Q. What is the difference between an ass kisser and a brown noser? A. Depth Perception.

What did the cheerleader get for christmas? Money, because she's a stupid w hore

Why was the blonde so dumb? Because she came from a very poor family and could not afford a decent education

Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: sticks tongue out "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

Why did the man rob the house? He had a horrible childhood which led him to making these bad choices.

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