Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because the Nazis were on the brink of losing the war and Berlin was shortly to be captured by Soviet forces.

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What's invisible and smells like carrots? An invisible carrot!

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What's the meaning of life? I forgot to write it down.

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What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

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Why couldn't little sally swim? Because she had weights on her ankles.

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

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Q:what did the 14 year old girl from Tennessee say to her dad when she lost her virginity? A: Get off of me

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There are a fox and a chicken and the fox eats the chicken.

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Why was the clock off? Because it was broken

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Why couldn't Sophie brush her hair? She had leukemia

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What do an airplane and a grape have in common? They both have wings, except the grape.

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What's Green and flies? Super Grapes cousin Super Grape

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What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

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What's harder than breaking up with your girlfriend? A stone.

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What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit on the way there.

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what did the man do when he was at the end of his rope? he bought more rope.

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whats worse than a bee sting, two bee stings, whats worse than two bee stings, the holocaust, whats worse than the holocaust, tree bee stings...

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How did Hitler fit 100 jews in his car? He didn't, he was too busy killing them in concentration camps.

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A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

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Q: Why did the irishman walk into the bar A: Because he wanted a drink

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Two blonds walk into a bar, the brunette ducked

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Hey babe, do you like going to sleep without shoes on? Because most people find it more comforting to remove footwear in order to rest and relax peacefully during bedtime.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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