You know what is funnier than 24???? I don't know that's why I was asking

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What looks red and smells like barf? Depends on how you look at the situation.

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What's the difference between contemporary Christian music?

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A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

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why did the black man jump higher than the white man he was on a trampoline

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Where did the did the Islamic person fly the jet to? Ben Gurion International Airport located in Israel

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What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

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How many cans does the average alcoholic drink in one night? None. Cans are solid and therefore cannot be drank.

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Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

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What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

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Whats worst than being raped by a black guy? Being raped by two black guys? You racist i'm calling the police.

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How do you drown a blonde? hold her head down until she stops breathing

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A muslim, a priest, and a raabi walk into a bar. All three of them agree that it hurt.

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Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

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Nuclear Bombs are bad. But erections are good.......as long as they are stroked

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Knock knock Whos there An axe murderer oh sweet come on in.... dinners on the stove and i am here all alone

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was stapeled on to the elephant.

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His family receives the news and become the talk of the town. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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Wife: Where were you all night. Husband: Cheating on you with your sister

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A pilot walks into a bar just before his last flight of the day. "Give me a stiff one to get through this last flight, I've had a long day," the pilot tells the bartender. The bartender promptly refuses the pilot service and kicks him out of the bar, since operating an aircraft under the influences of alcohol would at least constitute gross negligence and at worst, murder.

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There is a asian, mexican and a blonde boy at school. Every day they each get the same food for lunch. The asian always got noodles. The mexican a taco. the blonde boy got pb and j. They decide if they get this lunch again, they will jump off a cliff. The next day they get the same lunch and jump off a cliff. At their funeral the asian mom says " if i had known, i would have made her sushi." the mexican mom says " i would have made her a burrito." The blonde's dad say "hey don't look at me, he makes his own lunch."

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Yo momma's such a whore that she violates the sanctity of marriage by sleeping with men other than her husband.

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A boy walks home from school. On his way home some bullies stole his kite. When the boy got home he was greeted by a police officer that told him that his parents had been killed. The boy started crying and the Police officer said " whats wrong?". The boy replied " some bullies stole my kite".

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A Mexican, a Chinese man, and a cowboy are on a plane. The plane is crashing, and they need to get rid of anything to make the plane lighter so thet can glide to safety. The cowboy throws out all of his boots and says we have to many of these. Then the Mexican throws out all of his taco shells and says we have to many of these. Then the Chinese man throws out the Mexican and says we have to many of these.(:

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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