Charlie Sheen is winning

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What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

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rent a cops

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what is the ??? crust^2 + Cool Whip

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I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

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A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to take three harpoons to the chest and still manage to feast on a family of baby seals...... Hi my name is Joey

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Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

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Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

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Did you hear about the monkey in the tree? Oh no wait. It was a lizard.

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A redhead walks into a bar. The bartender asks him if he wants a drink. He says yes.

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Why was the asian bad at sex? Because he was 5 years old

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How many friendzoned guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. They just compliment it then get mad when it won't screw.

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What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

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A man walked into a bar. He was accused of being to drunk to drive so someone called a cab for him and he was forced to leave.

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

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This is just like Facebook. If you guys want to like comments, or even comment on them, just get Facebook.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I got a brother. He's bigger then you.

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Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

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Your so gay, that you like men!

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nick walked into macdonalds... everyone stood up and left as they saw the potential danger in the situation.. nick later ended up bieng hit by a bus after chasing a duck

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Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

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Why didn't suzie eat? Because she wasn't hungry

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