Knock knock. Who's there? Chet. Chet who? I probably shouldn't be giving you my name, just get in the fucking van...

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because ti was stapled to the chicken.

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Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

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How do you say hooker in Chinese? ?

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

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Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

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What did the customer say to the waiter when he found a fly in his soup? Sorry to bother you on your break, but why didn't I get a fly in MY soup?

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What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

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PS3 has the exerrent technorogy and finersse to make excerrent gaming such as... ...ITS RIDGE RACER! RIIIIIIIIIDGE RACEEEEEEEEEEEER!

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Why did john have to have back surgery He needed his back "screwed" up

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

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knock knock , who is there the postman the postman who ? the postman who is gonna give you a bill !

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How did the two friends cross the busy road? They couldn't, because that would be considered jay-walking

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why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

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Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

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Why did the little boy sit next to the big boy? Because he wanted to get raped by big Jake!

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I like my coffee like my women, without a penis

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Why did hitler kill all the Jews? He is racist

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What looks like half a loaf of bread. The other half

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Whats the difference between a cow and another cow Help my dogs eating me

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Q. want to hear the biggest lie in the world ? A. sure A.I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

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roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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