Knock knock Who's there? The chicken that crossed the road

whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

What did the blackman say to the whiteman???? Nothing! They both commintted suicide

I literally died laughing

A man walked into a bar. Too bad he didn't see it.The man was sent to the hospital 2 hours later when a friendly elderly lady found him badly wounded on the ground.

What's worse than a paper cut? 2 paper cuts.

Why did the squirrel across the river upside down? So it could keep its nuts dry.

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

A Bull walks into a bar. it killed three people by the fact it was a Bull

Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

How do you like them apples I dont like aplles

Why did the blond get fired from her job at the M&M factory? Because she threw out all the M&M's with W's on them.

what do you call a kid with no legs and no arms some one who will nevaer forfill there bucket list cause they cant write it

What looks like a lion, sounds like a lion, and feels like a lion? A lion Ba dum chh

A boy kills DEER & cooks it & doesn't tell friends what it is. He gives a clue "Its what my girlfriend calls Me!..

Justin Beiber is a good singer

Why did Mary fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there. Not Mary!!

Why did Batman brush his teeth? So he wouldn't get bat breath

what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

Knock knock! Who's there? Alexis. Hi, come in!

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp

Why did the white guy sit on the toilet? So he could take a poop.

Nickelback

Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? no. He didn't either.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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