- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

Why did Todd have intimacy problems? He was molested as a child.

Why did the white girl lose the race? The girl that she was beating was black and her boy shot her. Therefore the black girl won.

I forgot how the joke starts but the punchline goes something something something your moms a slut.

What's a stupid joke on anti-joke? One that involves a random number with absolutely no meaning

What body part did German prince Heinrich von Missingpenis lack? His toenail.

how do you make a plumer cry kill his family

i hate when mothers said " clean your room" me " why " mom " because we have guest coming " me " oh i am sorry i didn't know we are all gathering in my f**king room

What did Sally get for Christmas? Who's Sally?

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But his one doesn't.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

Why would Maria not have sex with Liam? Because she is Danish and doesn't shave and therefore is self-conscious

what did the history teacher say to his class? Get your books out.

Why is Ian's name Ian? Because he was adopted

What's the coolest place to be in the solar system? Uranus.

A blond, brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who tells them each one can have one wish. They all wish for the same thing, to be back home with their families.

Why can't Hellen Kelller drive? Because she's a woman.

What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

What is computers and smells like thin and fragile? dyslexic nipples.

what is awesome but stupid at the same time? school i lied about the awesome part :p

What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

Why couldn't the black man get his lawnmower to start? He was too poor to own a home =)

If X = 3 and Y = 7, what is X + Y = ? It doesn't matter. You forgot to put your name on the test which means you got an automatic fail.

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