What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

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Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

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Why didn't Sammy Robertson make the world series catch to win the series in 1977? Because Sam, like many many discouraged teens in America, didn't follow his life long dream and later became a janitor at his hometown middle-school.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Chickens are not smart enough to open a gate and avoid traffic at the same time!

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Before Marriage: Boy: Ah at last. I can hardly wait. Girl: Do you want me to leave? Boy: No don't even think about it. Girl: Do you love me? Boy: Of Course. Always have and always will. Girl: Have you ever cheated on me? Boy: Never. Why are you even asking? Girl: Will you kiss me? Boy: Every chance I get. Girl: Will you hit me? Boy: Hell no. Are you crazy? Girl: Can I trust you? Boy: Yes. Girl: Darling! After Marriage: (Read from bottom to top)

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What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

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what dyu call a jew on the moon? a problem. what dyu call ten jews on the moon? a bigger problem. what dyu call all the jews on the moon? problem solved.

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Why do birds fly South in the winter? Warmer, better food sources and therefore greater chance of survival.

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How many Jews can you fit in a Car? 2 in the front seat 3 in the back seat 5 in the trunk and a couple thousand in the Ashtray -WSS Gaming

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What do you say to somebody that wont shut up Shut up!!!!

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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A horse enters a bar. The bartender looks at the horse and says "Why the harness?"

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why didn't Lebron James give me a fourth quarter?...he forgot his wallet at home and didn't have any spare change.

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Hello Braydon I am at home where are you?

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Why couldn't Cait walk her dog? She's been paralyzed from the waist down since she was 5 after her and her parents got into a car accident and her parents died.

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how do you stop a baby from crawling in circles??????? you nail its other hand to the floor

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So, this joke isn't funny.

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What's the difference between a horse and a chicken? They're different species and also the chicken is female, while the horse I was referring to is male.

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What did the buisness man say to the hobo? Nothing, he threw an apple at him and laughed!

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Salt is brown, Pepper is white, my kitchen is in a mess.

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Justin Beiber sings. people don't listen.

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whats better than the london bridge burning down... all the jews burning down and getting put in bins .

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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