- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

Wanna hear a hot headed retard? call and listen carefully 6196342668

Roses are red I got a new phone But no one to text Forever alone

-Knock, knock. -Is it the pizza man? -No. -Then go away.

What does Obama, the President of the United States of America see when he closes his eyes? His eyelids

Why was Barack Obama wearing a Justin Bieber T-Shirt and slapping you with a pitchfork? Because you didn't listen to me when I told you to stop doing shrooms

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, he died.

hey hey apple

What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

how many Ethiopians can you fit in a bathtub? all of them.

Yellow People !!

When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

I was going to tell a gay joke. But that would offensive

What's Donald Trump's favorite color? Green.

Q. want to hear the biggest lie in the world ? A. sure A.I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

Little Timmy walks into an ice-cream store. He dies on impact.

How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

A fat guy!

I have tuberculosis because Ebola is too mainstream.

What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

Two Irish men walk in to a bar. Or maybe it was three. It's actually quite a common occurrence here in Dublin.

How can you tell if your blind date is going to be good looking? Go on the date and see if they're good looking.

Why did the midget fall from a tall building? Because somebody pushed him.

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