- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the gay man say to the pole? May i have this dance

Roses are red Violets are blue I was diagnosed as criminally insane Wanna be my friend?

Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

what's more interesting than capital gains tax? (there's no answer)

Why was the boy sad? He was harassed by his mum who died in the 1800's and went into a depressive state in which he drove himself to death using a pair of pliers and a rechargeable battery. No, he really just stubbed his toe.

how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family!

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

Two guys walk into a bar, have a good time, and exit the bar, relatively sober. They are driven home by a friend who agreed to be the designated drive for safety purposes and enjoy the rest of the evening with their wives, to whom they are happily married. Then the joke ends abruptly.

How many children does it take to kill a homocidal killer? None. Children should not attempt such a dangerous task.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like. The man says,"I'm feeling light today so I'll just have some H2O." The man's friend says,"I'm feeling the same. I'll have some H2O, too." The second man died.

Why did the black guy punch the white guy? They were both professional boxers.

If your Uncle Jack helped you off an elephant, would you help your Uncle jackoff an elephant? Probably not because it would take more than 3 hands to jack off an elephant P.S. Your Uncle Jack only has 1 hand. Your uncle was on a swing and a clown cut off his hand with an ax

If quizzes are quizical, what are tests? Testicals

Why did the man give money to the Jew? Why would a man give money to a Jew?

What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

what Did The Cow Say To The Chicken, Moo

A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

I went to the opticians to get my eyes checked. The optician said "you need glasses".

What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

what is the best way to start a car? put in the key and turn it.

What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

What is brown and sticky? A stick

wormly wormly sat on the worm theworm said wormly and went to warmly

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